Got picked up in the pimpin' ocean blue Honda Odyssey we proudly own, surprised to see my mama there since she was supposed to be at her NCLEX exam for the RN license you need here here in America which she spent 3 gajillion months studying for. She got out early after the computer shut her down after 75 mind boggling questions, and hopefully she lived up to the stereotype of a "smart Asian" (even though I'm not too sure if that applies to 36 year old women) and got every single question right, and made the computer CRASH and Burn. Results arrive in 2-4 weeks.
We went to Terribles for a car wash, just like the old movies where people actually come up and wipe and clean your car. Unfortunately mustached men in blue jumpsuits substituted for the retro chicks with extreme cleavage we were supposed to get. Poop.
Then I suggested we go to the Goodwill superstore across the road to look for awesome retro thrift clothes, and I needed to ask if they had a volunteer job available for my Community Service project anyway. We looked around and the OMFG%#@%&! A polaroid camera! I'd been looking for one for aaaaaages. And this one wasn't some silly made for kids one either, this was the real deal, it even had a warranty from 1982. LOLOLOL. So after 12312432 minutes in line I payed for it with a $20 bill. Who gives a shit if it doesn't work it was only $1.49, I knew all I had to worry 'bout was the film. The really, really, extremely, ridiculously expensive film.
$16.99 for 10 shots? Are you out of your freakin' mind crazy? I am, yeah. Im gonna suck up to my papa and then get him to load me up with tons of film packs, since next year they wont be making polaroid film anymore ever ever. :(
I love you papa
XD
Pretty please, papa?
Oh no
I've lost the camera,
ina