Monday, January 19, 2009

Hmph.

Everyone in this house.
Everyone that I live with.
Everyone I know.
I cannot stand any of them.
I cannot stand any of you.
I cannot even stand myself.



We are all hypocrites.
This is a hypocrite and I am a hypocrite and You are a hypocrite, so that is a hypocrite.
He is a hypocrite and She is a hypocrite and It is a hypocrite and They are hypocrites.
They are hypocrites.
They are hypocrites.
They are hypocrites.
They are hypocrites.


I want to know if this method works when you feel like venting.
A lot of people sure think so, on Bebo.

1.
Hey, man. Heeeyyyyyyyyy man.
Just before, I decided that I would talk to you no longer, because every time you say something, anything, it makes me consider doing 3 things.
1) Ask you to "Shut the fuck up, please"
2) Ask you to "Shut the fuck up, please" and then tell you the reason why.
" Because when you talk it drives me insane. Literally insane."
3) Smash my head into the wall, so I no longer need to hear your annoying little voice. I tried with the bed. I went *bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bangity bang bang. But it was my bed, not the wall, so it was more like soft bangs. You annoy me, at times. Congratulations.

2.
I don't like being told what to do. I especially don't like being told what not to do. So, I am in a fucked up position, because well, you have authority over me, and you can be a right asshole when you need to be. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. Fuuuck.

Fuck
Fuck
Fuck, you.
=)

What you gon' do motherfuckaaah?

3.

Haha. Shame, you deserved what you got. Because you were being an asshole. I'm sorry, but you were. You ARE. You should get an attitude adjustment, is what you should do.

4.
No.
No, no, no, no.

5.
OBAMA IS NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL.
HE IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST.
HE IS NOT A TERRORIST.
HE IS NOT ALL FOR ABORTION.
HE IS NOT ALL FOR GAYS OR LESBIANS.
HE IS NOT AGAINST GOD.
HE IS FOR FREE SPEECH.
HE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE OPINIONS.
HE BELIEVES THAT PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE A CHOICE.
Unlike you.
You only believe in one thing.
Sorry to burst your bubble but not everybody believes so much in what you do. Not even me, even though I should, because I was raised to, but I don't, not entirely.I believe that everybody has their own opinions, and that nobody should go to hell for having an opinion, or beliefs.
Everybody has a motherfucking opinion.
Everybody has a way of looking at something.
And the way I look at you, I think you are selfish.
Don't damn me to hell.


6.
Of course it can fucking hold something. Don't be an ingrate.



7.
You.
I hate you.
Why do you have to be this way?
Why can't you just accept things as they are? Which is that nothing is going your way. Accept that, and you'll be happy.
Guaranteed? Hellz to the fuck no!
Your opinions matter.
Fuck, stop swearing too. If you want guys to buy you dinner don't swear. Ladies don't swear. Hahahahah, you are no lady, damn straight.
Ugh.
Its official.
You are insane.


So, I don't think this method works.
Its just kind of annoying, and confusing.
It gives me a headache.
A killer one.




Officially insane,
ina