Sunday, March 24, 2013

Characters (at work):


  • Rwanda (Store Manager)- Intolerable, inconsiderate fake with dress-shoe up his ass 24/7. He's a good enough store manager to make his store one of the best in the company but all of his employees hate him as a person, myself included. It's really actually pretty terrible how all of his workers criticize him and talk about how bad of a manager he is. A workplace shouldn't have to stress about whether or not they'll get yelled at when they clock in.
  • Mama E- She's the best person you could ever know. Just knowing she's working on a shift with me makes me feel a little better about coming into work. E always has stories about her kids or something amusing that's happened to her recently. She's not the most organized person and she has her quirks but she evens out Rwanda enough that everyone else doesn't go insane and can tolerate coming into work. I don't like when dumb Rwanda has made her upset. 
  • Quesadilla - She is 24 and she is a young manager. As a supervisor, she's great and on top of things and very responsible and I always enjoy working with her, we have fun just because we're both young but I don't think we would be friends out of work. She's just one of those everyday girls you see that has Ted as her favorite movie of the year. Nothing wrong with that though, I still love her. But only you really get to know a person when you see how they text. 
  • B- I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove him just because he loves me too. This one time we hadn't worked together in a while and he came over and gave me a hug and a kiss on the forehead and that made me feel so fuzzy just 'cause he's so big and cuddly. He's a very hard worker and has great people skills. Just one of those really chivalrous guys and has great family values. He's great. 
  • Willy Monfret- Wow hello, my beautiful Colombian model. I'm still not sure about his sexual orientation pr relationship status because it's all very confusing but it shouldn't matter either way because we've sort of developed an insult-each-other-with-every-opportunity relationship. He does this thing where he glares at me head to toe then back again with a sour face and looking sassy as fuck 'cause he knows I think it's annoying and will make me uncomfortable. I think we'd be good going to see a romantic comedy or a horror movie together or something.
  • Mr. Teacher- The most down-to-earth guy ever. Everything about him is so American and genuine. He can talk for about an hour if you don't say anything to stop him and he's just charming and innocent looking enough that it will never annoy you. 
  • Tortellini- I'm pretty sure she's out to have a competition and prove she's juts a little better than me at any cost like the attitude some girls my age have with me but it doesn't matter 'cause I still like her! We get along well enough but like Quesadilla, we probably wouldn't be bffs out of work. Them two, however, all they talk about is sex and boys and parties and all that whenever they have spare time, even during work, and they are actually bffs with each other. I'm annoyed for the reasons that 1) I'm doing more work than they are standing there and gossiping and 2) I can't just jump in and join them and be super gossipy with girls for once. 
  • Jacyln- She has a kid and she smokes and she lived in Hawai'i and she is allergic to ingesting water. That are the 4 things you'll hear her tell a customer within at least a minute of her trapping them. Great saleswoman, super nice, super funny, that's all I really know though. I heard she's in the hospital currently because all the soda she drinks is eating away her stomach. I hope she's alright.
  • Snowboarder & The Little Mermaid- These boys are also part of the younger crowd and it's always fun and really laidback working with them. TLM asked me if I wanted to see a movie the first week he started working there. I honestly thought he asked as friends and I said no without thinking about it more then I realized he doesn't really talk to me the same since he found out I had a boyfriend! Oh well! It's a little amusing how clueless he is when it comes to a few things but I just have fun calling him dumb and helping him out. The Snowboarder has a Filipina girlfriend (that Willy Monfret refuses to believe actually looks like me like he said) and goes to UNLV like I do. We get along very well just 'cause we're both nice people and crack regular jokes. 
  • Nic- Oh gosh she drives me insane just because she's so slow at everything. Slow at tasking, slow at recovering, swears in front of customers, exaggerates whenever she bumps her godamn  hip on a table or pulls a hair out or something. It's so infuriating. She's the sweetest person but maybe I just get easily annoyed.